Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 26, 2023

Of course you were, Santa.

Quick grab that ho and we’ll both have fun.

Ho-Ho-Ho!

Now you know why he doesn’t wear these shoes but military boots.

Ho-Ho-Hope you weren’t lying…(or Columbo has to deal with another case of Ho-Ho-Homicide)

Sixty years (or so) I had a girl tell me that. I can remember the incident, but have completely forgotten her face and name ….

A little too much to drink from yesterday’s Speed Bump strip.

Now clean up the mess!

Little wonder he tripped, funny shoes will do that.

Another good, if imperfectly reassuring line is “I wasn’t laughing at you, I was laughing near you”.

liar!

Santa’s into elf-deprecating humor.

Santa looks so much thinner. That coat of his must add 60 pounds!