Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 20, 2024

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    Asharah  5 months ago

    Divide & conquer!

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    finzleftright  5 months ago

    Start by creating what you’ll call the “second amendment”, but keep it vague!

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    Concretionist  5 months ago

    Divide and conquer is an ancient recipe.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 5 months ago

    “I’ll give you my pitchfork when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!”

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    Ratkin Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Good advice, Donald.”

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    Zykoic  5 months ago

    Chariot racing in the Easter Roman Empire. Green team versus Blue team.

    “Blue versus Green: Rocking the Byzantine Empire”

    “But the two remaining teams were wildly popular in the Eastern, or Byzantine, Empire, which had its capital at Constantinople, and their supporters were as passionate as ever—so much so that they were frequently responsible for bloody riots.” – Smithsonian Magazine

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    unfair.de  5 months ago

    Oldest trick in The Book. Already used extensively by the Romans: „Divide et impera“.

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    Jayalexander  5 months ago

    Sounds like the DNC platform, NAY IT IS THE DNC PLATFORM!!!

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    C  5 months ago

    Divide and conquer

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    andrew5  5 months ago

    “… that’s how the idle rich have kept their wealth for centuries. Divide and control”

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  5 months ago

    Well, as history shows from time to time, in the long run they will all want to remove you at some point.

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    William Bednar Premium Member 5 months ago

    If the Republicans were really smart. they would find a way to amend the second Amendment, to read: “The right of the people to bear arms shall not be infringed.”

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    dflak  5 months ago

    This is the zero-sum philosophy of politics. The only way a disenfranchised group can get a freedom, or a right, or justice is to take it away from YOU.

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    Billavi Premium Member 5 months ago

    I’m so lucky that my side doesn’t do this. It’s all that evil other side

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    mfrasca  5 months ago

    “Cut the…country in half; my view is that we would have far the larger half.”

    —Pat Buchanan, in a memo to Richard Nixon, 1971.

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    Ken Otwell  5 months ago

    Uh… I have a copy of this meme from years ago.

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    Cerabooge  5 months ago

    Can we get Lockheed Martin and Northrop Grumman to attack each other?

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    morningglory73 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Turn the people against each other and away from the REAL PROBLEM MAKER.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 5 months ago

    the plan of the ruling class since time began

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    b.john71  5 months ago

    You’ll have to pry my pitchfork from my cold dead hands! LOL

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    drds2  5 months ago

    Pit the vaccinated against the unvaccinated, and no one will notice what our leaders did …

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    It's Not Easy Bein' Me  5 months ago

    Or you buy up all the news outlets, and preach all your disinformation!

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    Cozmik Cowboy  5 months ago

    And there you have the truth.

    All conflicts – national, religious, gender, race, all of them – are manufactured by the 1% to distract us from the real conflict – class. If the rich guy up on the hill can convince us that we have a problem because our skintone, etc., is different, we’re less likely to get together and say “Let’s go up the hill, f*** him up, and take our share!”

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 5 months ago

    “I can hire one-half the farmers of the United States to shoot the other half to death.”

    —attributed to 19th century railroad magnate Jay Gould

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    PoodleGroomer  5 months ago

    There was a guy that worked a torch into his pitchfork that was rejected by both sides.

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 5 months ago

    The ol’ “Lets you and him fight” gag.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Never bring a pitchfork to a torch fight.

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    aaronenzor  5 months ago

    This is a great comic. I found it on June 15, 2022. Nothing changes.

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    hubbard3188  5 months ago

    Yup, divide and conquer.

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    mrwiskers  5 months ago

    “To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.” —Thomas Paine (1737-1809) American revolutionary, pamphleteer, and atheist

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