Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 17, 2024

Prepper porker

It’s about the election.

Wrong hat.

It reminds me of the Green Jelly song, The Three Little Pigs. Surreal.

He needs a geiger counter mounted on the wall. Other than that, it looks o.k. Carry on.

And when the supplies run out now what ?

I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E is down! I repeat, we have no I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E! Team America: World Police (2004).

Well them wolfies has gots more advanced technology now.

In a few important ways it is.

I don’t know what it is that the pig in blue has just seen, but in a moment, he is going to elbow his buddy and then tilt his head in the direction that he’s looking.

“…and this little piggy went ‘wee wee wee’ all the way to his doomsday bunker.”

They are now in an underground food pantry or something like that.

Now he just needs some cured bacon…

Piggy Prepper packed a peck of pickled peppers.

Where are the grenades and the R-15’s?

If we had some bacon we could have bacon and eggs, if we had some eggs.

I’d like to know who’s on the other end of the walkie-talkie.

They’re corncerned about Old McDonald, too.

Bacon time

Peppa Pig’s weird uncle, Prepper Pig.

It never was.

C.O.D. V, “Day of the pigs”.

Go pig or go home.

ROTFL – so many “survivalists” painted so true.

Can’t stop thinking about Sausage Eggs, go figure ! ;-)

“…and THIS little piggie went full-on prepper!”

When I worked for an electrical installer, I was sent to several prepper sites. More often than not, the prepper was proud to show me his preparations – and more often than not I saw food supplies with dust all over them. And they weren’t long-term storage rations – they were typical canned goods from the grocery store… sometimes the prepper would let me touch a few cans, and most often I noticed they were long past their expiration dates.

A family was taking a Sunday drive in the country when they came upon a farmer walking his fence line followed by a three legged pig.

They stopped and the father asked the farmer about the pig.

The farmer said “Let me tell you about that pig, last year when the house caught fire in the middle of the night he busted down the door and came in and woke us all up”.

Then there was the time my youngest son was stuck up a tree, but I was too far away to hear his cries for help. That pig ran up to me and led me to where he was."

And, another time, my tractor tipped over and I was stuck under it. He grabbed hold of my belt and dragged me out, saving my life. -amazing. What a pig!

“Well, that is a miracle, but how come that pig only has 3 legs?” the man said quite annoyed at this point.

Well," said the farmer, “with a pig that special… you don’t eat him all at once.”

He’s prepping for the Time Of The Wolf.

He’s got a walkie talkie, where’s the other one?

I wonder what his cache of weapons looks like…

He learned from Burt Gummer (Tremors)

The third little pig made his bunker out of survivalist gear.

Where’s your question mark?