You will obey the cat’s wishes, or she’ll scratch your wooden coffin until nothing is left of it but sawdust. Which she’s going to do anyway, but now she’ll do it faster.
I saw a meme the other day titled “if Dracula had a cat”. The cat was sleeping in the coffin, and Dracula was sleeping on the floor next to the coffin.
C about 10 hours ago
You’re dead to me
Ratkin Premium Member about 10 hours ago
As long as you keep coffin up the food, that’s all I care about.
angelolady Premium Member about 10 hours ago
Yes you will.
Big Al about 9 hours ago
You can Count on it.
Jayalexander about 8 hours ago
I had a siamese cat tbat would do that making the most horrid crying in te process, I could have strangled that beast .
A Common 'tator about 6 hours ago
I’ve placed a step ladder, inside, under the shower-room window, so she can get out… Getting back in is sometimes a problem…
Aimless Melissa about 6 hours ago
Yes, you will. You know it, the cat knows it, and everyone else knows.
phritzg Premium Member about 5 hours ago
You will obey the cat’s wishes, or she’ll scratch your wooden coffin until nothing is left of it but sawdust. Which she’s going to do anyway, but now she’ll do it faster.
Superhawk about 5 hours ago
Isn’t anyone just a wee bit curious as what the cat is doing in the box?
cabalonrye about 4 hours ago
Cat door the perfect solution.
The Orange Mailman about 4 hours ago
I saw a meme the other day titled “if Dracula had a cat”. The cat was sleeping in the coffin, and Dracula was sleeping on the floor next to the coffin.
Gent about 4 hours ago
Kittys is loooves boxes.
Gent about 4 hours ago
Say them vampy boxes is full of soil. Maybe kitty theenks it a big litter box eh.
njchris about 4 hours ago
Betcha the vampire’s name is Schrödinger
Econ01 about 4 hours ago
Clearly a take on Shrodinger’s (sp?) cat, only to add another layer, the other occupant is undead.
dflak about 3 hours ago
We’ve all heard of Schrödinger’s cat which is in a box and is either dead or alive but you don’t know until you open the box.
What is less known is Schrödinger’s door in which we don’t know which side of the door the cat is on, but we do know it wants to be on the other side.
uniquename about 2 hours ago
Especially during the day.