I remember reading a story by a man who got a new cat. The cat scratched the furniture, so the man yelled at him and threw him out the door. From that point on, whenever the cat wanted to go out, he scratched the furniture.
We have a friend who is a “dog trainer”. Very good at it. Offers “puppy schools”. Tells us that the puppies are EASY… it’s their owners who make the training difficult.
This is good. It reminds me of my favorite joke. It’s quite dirty but hilarious. Look up Gilbert Gottfried at the roast for Roseanne Barr. It’s about a drunk farmer, the sheep he is carrying and his wife.
Ratkin Premium Member 1 day ago
I remember reading a story by a man who got a new cat. The cat scratched the furniture, so the man yelled at him and threw him out the door. From that point on, whenever the cat wanted to go out, he scratched the furniture.
Concretionist 1 day ago
We have a friend who is a “dog trainer”. Very good at it. Offers “puppy schools”. Tells us that the puppies are EASY… it’s their owners who make the training difficult.
phritzg Premium Member 1 day ago
My first thought was that the book was a wedding gift from her mother, so she could learn how to train her husband.
MayCauseBurns 1 day ago
Pavlov? That name rings a bell…
blunebottle 1 day ago
Man bashing.
Doug K 1 day ago
He (the man) should already be trained by now.
A Common 'tator 1 day ago
I placed a five-step, step-ladder under my shower-room window and Jaguar climbs that when she wants out…
Huckleberry Hiroshima 1 day ago
We’re all listening.
William Bednar Premium Member 1 day ago
Typical wife. Treats the family dog better then her husband. Experience here.
goboboyd 1 day ago
Someone asked a woman if she’d get married a third time. “Heavens no! I haven’t got time to train another one.”
kjnrun 1 day ago
This is good. It reminds me of my favorite joke. It’s quite dirty but hilarious. Look up Gilbert Gottfried at the roast for Roseanne Barr. It’s about a drunk farmer, the sheep he is carrying and his wife.
Godfreydaniel about 24 hours ago
Bleedin’ WIVES (he said with no bitterness whatsoever)…..
lnrokr55 about 20 hours ago
Dogs have us all trained, so do Cats! ;-)
oakie817 about 20 hours ago
Ba dum tss