Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 02, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 2 days ago

    An ungodly large number of people.

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    C  2 days ago

    No, no I wouldn’t

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    KA7DRE Premium Member 2 days ago

    I’ve ran into many people who don’t know what a “C” note is.

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    Cactus-Pete  2 days ago

    Even when you make it easy for them (which just makes it harder, it seems). Then again, if they’re smart enough to make change these days then they can easily get a better job.

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    BaronBosse  2 days ago

    For me it would sting a lot more to reward the ‘strategic incompetence’ than donating a little of my time to help him to calculate and find that exact change.

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    Jayalexander  2 days ago

    Most of these round up orgs I’ve never heard of, ask the cashier if she’d roundup your change for your Help Me From Having To Choose Between Food Or Medicine Org.

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    RobinHood  2 days ago

    What’s that in his hand?

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member 2 days ago

    The cash register will tell the cashier how much change to give.I bought some salad ingredients and my bill came to $6.32. I gave the cashier $7.07 to get back 3 quarters. She gave me 68 cents because she punched in $7.00 instead of $7.07.

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    Gent  2 days ago

    What no Google Pay?

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    PoochFan  2 days ago

    They are the ones who can’t do it unless the cash register tells them the amount.

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    derdave969  2 days ago

    Where’s his tip jar?

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    Ned Snipes  2 days ago

    I’ve given the exact amount to some younger cashier, they stand there looking at it for a while just dumbfounded.

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    The Orange Mailman  2 days ago

    What happens with the money? Education? Equipment?

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    njchris  2 days ago

    Now that is not only funny but (alas) very true

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    akachman Premium Member 2 days ago

    Yes…please. Not in my skill set.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  2 days ago

    No thanks. How about you round down.

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    landyk  2 days ago

    I remember, way back in the olden days when they taught math each year while in grade school. I even got advance math during high school. Addition and subtraction were easy.

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    dflak  2 days ago

    Making change is not a matter of subtraction; it’s addition.

    You add enough pennies to get to the next nickel, enough nickels to get to the next dime, enough dimes to get to the next quarter, enough quarters to get to the next dollars, enough dollars to get to the next 5, enough 5s to get to the next 10 and enough 10s to get to the next 20.

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    Broacher  2 days ago

    I give this comic 4.63 stars!

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    Munch  2 days ago

    I remember when you could just pay for something and leave and not play 20 questions with a machine.

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    Doug K  2 days ago

    How about round down and the cashier gets to make up the difference?

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    kjnrun  2 days ago

    Boy, isn’t this the truth!

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    EMGULS79  2 days ago

    Ha-ha, nice try!

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    ladykat  2 days ago

    No.

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    TMMILLER Premium Member 2 days ago

    I don’t mind that so much as the automatic assumption that the minimum I want to tip is 15% for handing me a bag. I have gotten to the point where I hit the tab other amount, then enter 0.00

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    Spacetech  2 days ago

    Stupid is a Stupid Does

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    patiodragon  2 days ago

    I see PANIC in their eyes when handed cash!

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    sdjamieson Premium Member 2 days ago

    Isn’t making change almost an obsolete skill these days, like taking shorthand or changing a typewriter ribbon?

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    Lennia Machen Premium Member 2 days ago

    Making change? Who uses cash anymore?

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    lnrokr55  2 days ago

    Yeah, this seems to be the gripe of the current age, cash registers constantly asking for extra for whatever, I think some folks took the wrong lessons from Covid don’t you ??? Happy Monday ! ;-)

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    Bill The Nuke  2 days ago

    A friend was the manager at a convenience store. She typically had $80 to $100 extra in the tills when she balanced them each day. Her clerks weren’t real good at making change.

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    coffeeturtle  2 days ago

    bingo!

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    Smeagol  2 days ago

    When I was promoted to a checker in 1977 we had manual cash registers so you had to know how much change to give back to a customer even if they decide in the last second to give you a partial coin change – pennies for example so they don’t end up with more pennies. I’ve done that to the cashiers after the register said X amount of change back and they almost always have a deer in the headlights look when I do LOL pretty much explains why America’s K12 students rank 27th or worse in Math worldwide.

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    namelocdet  2 days ago

    That foundation has a WHOLE lot of members now-a-days..

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    PAR85  2 days ago

    Most cashiers these days can’t do it without a calculator.

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    jpozenel  1 day ago

    And people complain about self-checkout aisles. Go figure.

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    wrenchmonkeyinparadise  1 day ago

    Giving change by counting upwards is a lost art.

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    macmantoo  1 day ago

    For years I ran restaurants then trained management, then wrote training manuals. I made sure I had a class going on how to make change. Of course this was “pre-computer” days and people actually had to think for themselves. Even today if I give a clerk change, I’ll tell them how much to give me back and in what denominations.

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    fgerbil46  1 day ago

    The reality of this cartoon staggers the mind!

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