It turns out that carrying excess weight in your stomach is MUCH more dangerous to your health than carrying it in your butt. Or at least the genes that cause “bubble butt weight” correlate with better health, maybe.
“Doctor, it’s my WIFE you need to talk to. I’d LIKE to lose some of this jelly, but she’s always insisting that no one heard of a skinny Santa and making me EAT! EAT!”
Ratkin Premium Member 1 day ago
Body shaming is not nice.
Concretionist 1 day ago
It turns out that carrying excess weight in your stomach is MUCH more dangerous to your health than carrying it in your butt. Or at least the genes that cause “bubble butt weight” correlate with better health, maybe.
SHIVA 1 day ago
Santa’s going to die???!!! No!!!!!!
Jayalexander 1 day ago
I’m doing CBD’s , I’m happy.
uniquename 1 day ago
Sit on?
ladykat 1 day ago
Time to firm up those glutes, Santa!
MRBLUESKY529 1 day ago
I first read this as “bowel full of jelly” I guess that would be pretty bad too.
Spacetech 1 day ago
Docs Got Payments to make$$$
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 1 day ago
Tell the doc that butts like that are “in” these days. Take a twerking class Santa.
T577 Brown Bunny/Vegetable Patch 62 1 day ago
Diagnosis: severe case of lethargy induced by chronic apathy
Frank Burns Eats Worms 1 day ago
Santa’s très cheek.
cbs1947 about 23 hours ago
It’s bowlsful for all you English geeks
aigdawg about 23 hours ago
Bowls full
EMGULS79 about 23 hours ago
“Doctor, it’s my WIFE you need to talk to. I’d LIKE to lose some of this jelly, but she’s always insisting that no one heard of a skinny Santa and making me EAT! EAT!”
lnrokr55 about 23 hours ago
Happens to the best of us Santa ! Merry Christmas! ;-)
Impkins Premium Member about 22 hours ago
Merry Christmas all. :)
unfair.de about 18 hours ago
This year ends in less than a week. No worries.
Chris Sherlock about 16 hours ago
Is Santa headed for gastric bypass surgery?