Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for October 11, 2024

Ouch: baby head RIGHT in the kisser!

The way to a mother’s heart is through her child

RUN!

Joan is such a fool.

It is important.

Proximity alert

If a woman keeps bringing her small child on dates, she is not that into you.

Run, Wally!

And now he knows really why she hasn’t wanted to date. She could have let him buy her fancy dinners — but at some point, this would be his reality. Best to know it up front.