Gender reveal parties ought to be against the law if there is anything more powerful than a box of matches involved. With escalating fines for each added elaboration that was involved.
Of course I’m not biased: We deliberately avoided finding out the gender until the parts could be directly examined with the Mark I eyeball. For the first, I created a couple of dozen “cigars” on my lathe, made from scraps of maple, walnut, tanoak, and I whatever I had. Then I made up pink and blue “cigar bands”. After we knew — and got some rest — I wrapped the appropriate ones and handed / mailed them out. Alas, I failed to keep one for us. Ah well.
Just read the thriller “The Scorpion’s Tail” by Preston and Child. Today’stoon brings to mind this novel. Wow, it was VERY good reading, lotsa cool history in it.
I can’t believe the powers that shouldn’t be haven’t outlawed such parties. After all, you might accidentally claim the growing child is a “boy” or a “girl.” (Gaaasp!)
Strob Premium Member over 3 years ago
The result is “mutant.”
Concretionist over 3 years ago
Gender reveal parties ought to be against the law if there is anything more powerful than a box of matches involved. With escalating fines for each added elaboration that was involved.
Of course I’m not biased: We deliberately avoided finding out the gender until the parts could be directly examined with the Mark I eyeball. For the first, I created a couple of dozen “cigars” on my lathe, made from scraps of maple, walnut, tanoak, and I whatever I had. Then I made up pink and blue “cigar bands”. After we knew — and got some rest — I wrapped the appropriate ones and handed / mailed them out. Alas, I failed to keep one for us. Ah well.
Pickled Pete over 3 years ago
Whatever happened to just telling…
GiantShetlandPony over 3 years ago
The woman, who is mortified as to where it’s gone, started this just by baking the color into the inside of the cake. How about just doing that?
STEPUP over 3 years ago
Last year, a huge wildfire in So. Calif was started by a gender-reveal party with fireworks that got out of control!!
nosirrom over 3 years ago
They are getting dangerous.
https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/23/us/gender-reveal-explosion-new-hampshire-trnd/index.html
cdward over 3 years ago
I like how Harry and Megan did it. The baby’s was born, and they said, “It’s a girl.” Simple and effective.
donwalter over 3 years ago
…it’s a what?
DebUSNRet over 3 years ago
Just read the thriller “The Scorpion’s Tail” by Preston and Child. Today’stoon brings to mind this novel. Wow, it was VERY good reading, lotsa cool history in it.
rodney over 3 years ago
Wait, is gender reveal parties politically correct? Who are we to determine what gender the person will grow up to be in how they feel on the inside?
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Everything is to the extreme anymore. Ridiculous
Saddenedby Premium Member over 3 years ago
interesting what people ‘think’ is important about a baby and make so much fuss over.
chief tommy over 3 years ago
So is that a boy or girl
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago
That party was a real blast.
Rand al'Thor over 3 years ago
How can you reveal a gender until the baby is born and old enough to decide it’s gender?
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Ummmm…yellow?
TheLetterista.com over 3 years ago
I can’t believe the powers that shouldn’t be haven’t outlawed such parties. After all, you might accidentally claim the growing child is a “boy” or a “girl.” (Gaaasp!)