We understand that you had a cow that said a moo-moo here & a moo-moo there…. We at the E.I.E.I.O. wish to ascertain whether it actually amounted ‘everywhere a moo-moo.’ Likewise a dog saying woof….
Used to have a farm, but due to a combination of poor decisions and bad weather / disappointing crops and bank lending / debt and corporate takeover and climate change that farm subsidies failed to cover…
Once upon a time when I was a restaurant manager, a waitress came back to tell me “A guy from the government wants to see you.” Afterward, I explained to her that NCR, was National Cash Register.(He was there for a routine mataince check on ours.)
RAGs about 3 years ago
With a poke, poke here and a pry, pry there…
KA7DRE Premium Member about 3 years ago
Looks like he had a visit from the men in black to me !
pcolli about 3 years ago
Growing that green stuff….
dcandmx about 3 years ago
We understand that you had a cow that said a moo-moo here & a moo-moo there…. We at the E.I.E.I.O. wish to ascertain whether it actually amounted ‘everywhere a moo-moo.’ Likewise a dog saying woof….
tudza Premium Member about 3 years ago
Farmer Upjohn had a farm, L Y L Y W
HarryLime Premium Member about 3 years ago
It must have been the microchip in the vaccine that led them to him.
Troglodyte about 3 years ago
Okay, just don’t make a song and dance about it!
Kaputnik about 3 years ago
Yes, but with a tax tax here, and a tax tax there, I just couldn’t keep going.
Troglodyte about 3 years ago
Ve haf vays to make you sing!
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 3 years ago
We’re here to help you.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Must have been the pigs that squealed…
rugeirn about 3 years ago
The Entity for Investigation of the Extrinsic Intelligence Organization.
e.groves about 3 years ago
He retired after doing the GEICO commercial. That was a funny one.
PO' DAWG about 3 years ago
Mind if we take a look around? We’re looking for a run away child, maybe you have seen her? Take a quick look at these forty other missing people.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
And is it true that, on that farm you had a cow?
ferddo about 3 years ago
Used to have a farm, but due to a combination of poor decisions and bad weather / disappointing crops and bank lending / debt and corporate takeover and climate change that farm subsidies failed to cover…
christelisbetty about 3 years ago
Once upon a time when I was a restaurant manager, a waitress came back to tell me “A guy from the government wants to see you.” Afterward, I explained to her that NCR, was National Cash Register.(He was there for a routine mataince check on ours.)
Stephen Gilberg about 3 years ago
I’m guessing they think aliens stole his cow.
Radish the wordsmith about 3 years ago
Your warranty is about to expire…
Radish the wordsmith about 3 years ago
All good things gotta come to an end,
And it’s the same with the wildwood weed.
One day this feller from Washington came by,
And he spied it and turned white as a sheet.
Then they dug and they burned,
And they burned and they dug,
And they killed all our cute little weeds.
Then they drove away,
We just smiled and waved
Sittin’ there on that sack of seeds!
Y’all come back now, hear?
.
Wildwood Weed
Jim Stafford, Ray Stevens
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 3 years ago
Charlotte’s warning “beware of the pigs.”
spaced man spliff about 3 years ago
Old McGoldstein had a farm
E I E I Oy.
But on that farm he had no pigs
E I E I Oy.
PuppyPapa about 3 years ago
Careful — those look like Men In Black who are looking for cattle to mutilate.