Strange Brew by John Deering for August 01, 2021

One lawyer I hired turned on a timer at the first meeting moment. I talked fast and made no small talk. Actually he did not pad the bill unlike others I hired (and fired).

and ……there you go

Oh, I’m sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute session or the full half hour?

And the cheap shots continue. Wanna see my brief?

Any opportunity to make a dime….Oy

“Am I the only one who hears the screams

And the strangled cries of lawyers in love?"

—Jackson Browne

They should all have a torte with their coffee.

Is it true that we only pay if we find a partner?

Sounds like an accountant got in by mistake.