Strange Brew by John Deering for August 22, 2022

Hint: Those dinosaurs yesterday figured it out.

I’m guessing that it’s not a funding problem.

An immense asteroid heading toward Earth, Part ll. ???!!!!

Sunday?

Meteoric fame is thrust upon him

And then the janitor found it was only pigeon doo-doo on the lens …

Sick leave. He’ll be suffering from asteroids.

Bank holiday? Forgot to take the lens cap off? Blue Monday?

Covid?

Taking their “I’m just not into it” day?

Asteroid?

Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

And the first two don’t count.

Return of the Blob?

Forgot to pay the rent, Cloudy weather, IAU (International Astronomical Union) conference.

I told you to not look up!

Hubble trouble? Tangled Webb?

Good news. They’re going to name it after you. :)

And the first two won’t count….

Some of those Martians developed an immunity to the germs that killed most of them off.

And no offhanded comets from you guys.