Strange Brew by John Deering for May 23, 2023

Mostly, he just strikes his own finger.

“Erasable You” will now be played by Art Gum and his Rubber Band.

He can’t help himself … have pity, he’s elas-sick. His ability to cope is stretched thin, and he’s ready to snap.

Prepare yourself…

This is really stretching it!

No worries. The security guard has a three shooter.

He’s the rubber man bandit…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXcFFNx0_g8

Are we ignoring the fact that the “Rubber Bandit” is covering his head with a reservoir-tip condom?

After a week’s absence the Rubber Bandit snaps back.

Anyone else humming “Rubber Band Man”?

Rubber band man.

Bada bing! GOTTCHA!

And don’t give me any rubber checks that’ll bounce either.

A rubber robber?

Gimme the money and make it snappy!

After his rubber band broke up, he desperately needed cash.