I am writing a fictious book, “101 Reasons Why I am Glad I’m Not a Girl.” Every time I hear about a women’s issue, I will blurt out something like, "Reason number 17 why I am glad I’m not a girl. It’s my twisted way of acknowledging that women have unique issues. I think numbers 6 through 12 are devoted to bras alone.
Men also have issues and one of them is shaving. Apparently, the cost of a razor is almost nil, but feeding it blades routinely can put a dent in a gent’s budget.
I don’t have that issue. I have a beard. The reason the beard is where the beard is, is because that’s where the hair grows. The reason the beard isn’t where the beard isn’t is because that’s where the hair hardly grows. It’s a small patch and it only needs to be shaved once or twice a week.
So I use disposable razors. One of them lasts me about a month. A 12-pack is a year’s supply.
I also go through about 4 AA batteries a year for the beard trimmer. I use it once a week.
rmremail 10 months ago
This reminds me of the time that the butcher backed up into the salami slicing machine – he got a little behind in his work.
rmremail 10 months ago
It’s a good thing he wasn’t using that for anything.
KA7DRE Premium Member 10 months ago
Now just dab on a generous amount of after shave !
rekam Premium Member 10 months ago
Aww, he’s lost face.
PraiseofFolly 10 months ago
“Take it off, take it off, take it ALL off!”
saylorgirl 10 months ago
OUCH!!!!
Pet 10 months ago
Maybe don’t press so hard next time…..
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 10 months ago
Bearded men never lose face.
The Reader Premium Member 10 months ago
This should only be attempted by a trained professional.
bobbyferrel 10 months ago
That’d improve my looks, for sure.
Doug Taylor Premium Member 10 months ago
That’s gonna leave a mark.
flemmingo 10 months ago
This reminds me of a story on the news last night where a guy had an eye and half of his face implanted. Amazing!
Lee26 Premium Member 10 months ago
Shouldn’t it just be one side of his lower face? Or am I being too literal? Should I just laugh and go away now?
dflak 10 months ago
I am writing a fictious book, “101 Reasons Why I am Glad I’m Not a Girl.” Every time I hear about a women’s issue, I will blurt out something like, "Reason number 17 why I am glad I’m not a girl. It’s my twisted way of acknowledging that women have unique issues. I think numbers 6 through 12 are devoted to bras alone.
Men also have issues and one of them is shaving. Apparently, the cost of a razor is almost nil, but feeding it blades routinely can put a dent in a gent’s budget.
I don’t have that issue. I have a beard. The reason the beard is where the beard is, is because that’s where the hair grows. The reason the beard isn’t where the beard isn’t is because that’s where the hair hardly grows. It’s a small patch and it only needs to be shaved once or twice a week.
So I use disposable razors. One of them lasts me about a month. A 12-pack is a year’s supply.
I also go through about 4 AA batteries a year for the beard trimmer. I use it once a week.
gluetrap 10 months ago
Laugh out loud funny!
elvisgirl3 10 months ago
It’s OK, they just did the first face transplant the other day. But I thought they did one on a French woman several years ago?
Judeeye Premium Member 10 months ago
Erase a face. Coming to a store near you.
mfrasca 10 months ago
The irony was lost on René Magritte.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 10 months ago
It’s time for a face deface.
Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago
Very funny! The first blade lifts and separates, the second blade, well, we don’t talk about the second blade.
Jml58 10 months ago
That was a really close shave.
cuzinron47 10 months ago
He could sure use a face-lift.
christelisbetty 10 months ago
Hannibal Lecter brand razors.
eddi-TBH 10 months ago
“I cannot come into work today boss. I just lost face.”
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 10 months ago
An extreme example of what the Japanese refer to as, “losing face.”
raybarb44 10 months ago
Most definitely sharp but definitely not a safety razor…..