Long ago I had a girlfriend with quite large boobs (long before large boobs could be purchased). She’d named them “Lefty and Doomaflotchie” for some reason or other. Now, even after all these decades, whenever I see or hear the word “doom,” I think of those beauties, the right one in particular.
rmremail 8 months ago
At least they’re still doing 30 day memberships. It’s when they cross that out and pencil in ‘pay as you go’ that you should head for the hills.
eromlig 8 months ago
Someone should stand at the door asking for all worldly possessions.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 8 months ago
Long ago I had a girlfriend with quite large boobs (long before large boobs could be purchased). She’d named them “Lefty and Doomaflotchie” for some reason or other. Now, even after all these decades, whenever I see or hear the word “doom,” I think of those beauties, the right one in particular.
The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago
Actually, I only need a 29-day membership now.
PraiseofFolly 8 months ago
The Colour Out of Space paint store.
Brass Orchid Premium Member 8 months ago
There will be one on every corner.
sandflea 8 months ago
Donald J. Trump, proprietor.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 8 months ago
If I’m in that cult, armageddon the hell out!
Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago
Like gym memberships. That’s how they getcha.
willie_mctell 8 months ago
Refunds if doom comes sooner?
eddi-TBH 8 months ago
“Your money cheerfully refunded if Nibiru doesn’t hit us.”