Strange Brew by John Deering for February 24, 2024

Ooookay. But I only live in a very finite, even small portion of that universe.

PS: Are you SURE it’s infinite?

Just remember this when you can’t find a parking spot with in half a mile of your podiatrist.

So, are there more locations at infinite distances from you than at all finite distances from you?

Show your work… ;^)

He somehow got caught on the Moebius Strip.

A Möbius strip might be a good description of the universe: something with no beginning and no end. If we’re traveling the same path again and again, it might even explain the experience of déjà vu.

Food for thought.

Ok,but how far to the next restroom?

Distance is useful no matter infinity. Try ignoring it when you plan a trip. Or pretty much anything else.

True.

Is that an Infinity he’s driving?

And not a gas station in sight.

On your way to San Jose.

My 7th grade teacher used to always say, “What does it matter, in the scope of the universe?”.

….or when you’re running low on gas on a deserted highway….

Until you need to use the restroom and you’re between rest stops.

That was written by a roads scholar.

True…..

Destination Unknown.

On the Escher Freeway, looking for the Heisenberg City exit.

(I’m not certain, but I hear there’s a pet shop there that sells Schrödinger’s cats.)

“Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space.”

― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Going nowhere fast.

Use this to talk your way out of a speeding ticket.

The problem with saying that is that the kids won’t buy it.