Strange Brew by John Deering for April 27, 2024

That´s what mommy said.

Guess there’s no reason for Ted to try dating.

“And for starters … Don’t leave a coffee stain on the table under this cup!”

That coffee must be dark roast.

I’d say put a little sugar in it but that never works with my wife either.

It’s a bitter brew. Of course things didn’t work out any better with the caramel mockiato.

Who needs coffee, I’m married and have a boss.

I like a nice hot cup of coffee, but if it ever starts scolding me, I’m swearing off.

lmao

Ted soon discovers lukewarm.

But later on, he’ll go to a bar where the peanuts are complimentary.

Those really fast “expressos” can really “chap your chinos”…

Before there were TED Talks, there were TED listens.

Those *()&)( typos.

“What a difference a (d)A makes”!

You miss one letter and everybody is on your case about it.