Friend was driving me to a doctor’s appointment in another city. GPS instructed him to turn right and I had to stop him from doing so but to continue straight.
I haven’t needed to use the GPS recently, but it seems to me that when it said “recalculating”, it would always sound slightly exasperated. It did its best, though.
I’ve always wanted to be able to switch to a GPS voice based on the stereotypical Long Island Jewish mother. “If you cared about me, you’d turn right here. But you don’t care about your mother. You never do what I tell you to. You never call. No matter what I say you always just….” Of course, I’d want to be able to turn it off again.
Sometimes I jokingly say to my wife, “I’m going to go this way, just to drive the GPS crazy.” Never thought I’d see a cautionary tale about doing that.
SHAKEDOWNCITY about 1 month ago
The ecstasy of this is “deafening”.
C about 1 month ago
Promise?
LookingGlass Premium Member about 1 month ago
He should be so ….. “lucky!!!”
;-)
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 month ago
Sounds a little like Hal.
TStyle78 about 1 month ago
Temperamental GPS.
rekam Premium Member about 1 month ago
Friend was driving me to a doctor’s appointment in another city. GPS instructed him to turn right and I had to stop him from doing so but to continue straight.
dflak about 1 month ago
I had this happen to me. The GPS just gave up.
Whenever I leave an Interstate rest area, it says something like, “Drive 26 miles.”
My response is, “Any particular direction?”
Superhawk about 1 month ago
We are lead to believe it’s the GPS talking, but this guy actually has a very short wife.
purepaul Premium Member about 1 month ago
Maybe he mistakenly loaded the mother-in-law voice in his navigator?
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 1 month ago
But Ethel! I’ll be lost without you!
Slowly, he turned... about 1 month ago
Recalibrating Recalibrating Recalibrating….
julie.mason1 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Bueller, your other submission to Gocomics today is just ducky! Enjoy.
ladykat about 1 month ago
If only…
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 1 month ago
His voice enabled virtual assistant is ‘Surly’!
Kaputnik about 1 month ago
I haven’t needed to use the GPS recently, but it seems to me that when it said “recalculating”, it would always sound slightly exasperated. It did its best, though.
ragsarooni Premium Member about 1 month ago
Sometimes I actually know a better route & take it…..then I hafta keep fightin’with the lady til she realizes it’s MY way or the highway…..LMAO‼️
rugeirn about 1 month ago
I’ve always wanted to be able to switch to a GPS voice based on the stereotypical Long Island Jewish mother. “If you cared about me, you’d turn right here. But you don’t care about your mother. You never do what I tell you to. You never call. No matter what I say you always just….” Of course, I’d want to be able to turn it off again.
Stephen Gilberg about 1 month ago
Some Waze voices are like that. They just won’t say so directly.
tlmatcsc about 1 month ago
Instead of GPS navigation he has GPS nagigation!
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
Their relationship’s gone south.
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
PMS GPS?
zxcar1 about 1 month ago
“Antelope Freeway one 264th mile.”
Curiosity Premium Member about 1 month ago
Had one do something remarkably like that in France a few years ago.
eddi-TBH about 1 month ago
Is that a promise?
TLH1310 Premium Member about 1 month ago
I want GPS so I can see where I am. I don’t want it to tell me which way to go. My issue is not knowing cross streets as signs tend to disappear.
paullp Premium Member about 1 month ago
Sometimes I jokingly say to my wife, “I’m going to go this way, just to drive the GPS crazy.” Never thought I’d see a cautionary tale about doing that.
Charliegirl Premium Member about 1 month ago
Blessed Be.