Strange Brew by John Deering for September 11, 2024

Bigoted "mass"holes.

Void prohibited by law.

Void where prohibited, but only if you really can’t hold it anymore.

You really want to avoid dealing with a black hole.

Just this singularity.

“Out? But where should I go?”

“Where the sun don’t shine.”

Black holes actually were considered to not be possible, outside the laws of physics, until the 1950s, and not accepted as actually existing until 1969.

Star Trek reference. DS9 maybe?

That law really sucks.

Must be a white dwarf star only bar

This is no laughing dark matter.

Simply too dense to get it.

He always sucks up all the beer

Makes about as much sense as the “Stop Woke Act” in Florida.

Go or we’ll string you up.

You can’t kick him out, he’s got gravitational pull.

Where’s the intergalactic Rights Group when you need them?

He just doesn’t matter.

A Black Hole walks Into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks “Would you like food with that?”. The Black Hole says, “No thanks, I’m a light eater”.

Given the naked singularity at the core of a black hole it’s a clear violation of “No shoes, no shirt, no service.”

They’re not good romantic partners either. All they do take.

He was a naked singularity. What else could you do?

OK, I’ve always wanted to know what that ment.

What about white holes?

What’s that about a “prohibited bylaw”?

A black hole is not void; it’s an extremely weighty matter.