I give up. I simply can not follow his antics any longer. It’s just too convoluted. I am going to order the latest “Percival Dunwoody Time Line”. That will allow me to visualize what (and when!) PD is up to at any time. I’ll get the add-on kit that includes push pins and ribbons for tracking his movements. Then there will be no where that I can’t quickly find him.
In case you want to order one (or two – they make great gifts!), here is the info:
Send 1.75 ounces of gold for each Time Line you order to:
Percival Dunwoody Time Travel, Inc.
Spatial grid 475.46H
Kuiper Belt Gardens
They offer free shipping via Einstein Express.
“Einstein Express – When It Positively Has to be There Yesterday!”
But WAIT! There’s MORE!
For a limited time, they are offering the “PD Prediction Planner”. This novel add-on will let you examine past adventures and predict where and when our hero will go next. Challenge your friends and learn History at the same time.
I give up. I simply can not follow his antics any longer. It’s just too convoluted. I am going to order the latest “Percival Dunwoody Time Line”. That will allow me to visualize what (and when!) PD is up to at any time. I’ll get the add-on kit that includes push pins and ribbons for tracking his movements. Then there will be no where that I can’t quickly find him.
In case you want to order one (or two – they make great gifts!), here is the info:
Send 1.75 ounces of gold for each Time Line you order to:
Percival Dunwoody Time Travel, Inc.
Spatial grid 475.46H
Kuiper Belt Gardens
They offer free shipping via Einstein Express.
“Einstein Express – When It Positively Has to be There Yesterday!”
But WAIT! There’s MORE!
For a limited time, they are offering the “PD Prediction Planner”. This novel add-on will let you examine past adventures and predict where and when our hero will go next. Challenge your friends and learn History at the same time.