Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for September 25, 2021

These are not “rose hips” Korak will be battling.

Korak. A chip off the old block…..

Hippo “Stop disturbing me while I’m trying to have my breakfast!”

This was the safety plan? Great white hunter blasts anything that threatens? Oh yeah, nothing could possibly go wrong with that. Fortunately Korak can swim faster than the bullet (which is too late).

Hey, shoot with the camera, not the guns, you fiends!

I’ll bet these jerks worked for Disney. First they shoved and killed poor lemmings off a cliff and now shoot and kill poor hippopotamuses. All that for a dumb movie, the miserable fiends.

Why are we shooting trout? To feed the hippos?

Well if it’s too late to save Anne, Korak figures maybe he can save that cool Zodie.

I always thought Hungry Hippos only ate white marbles?

The way Trout was pounding back the shots last night his aim probably isn’t too good now.

I remember a hippo overturning a raft in a Johnny Weissmuller Tarzan movie. And hippos overturning rubber rafts in “Congo”. When I looked up the Congo clip, there are a number of real hippo attack YouTubes, including one with a Zodiac. I think that one may have been the only one who survived.

“You’re too late. Her bikini fell off. Must rescue it.” -Korak

I sincerely hope that those hungry hippos get her, and mucho macho Mike Machado is next! End of another terrible story…….pass the guacamole and chips por favour!

Good Morning hungry hippos.

Shoot the hippos! Make them angry! Angrier! That should save her.

If we are to believe Korak, Ingrid-Anne will be missed by many reader-viewers….