Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for August 24, 2022

This tribe travels on the “rabid” transit system.

“Do you insist I kill you?”

“No. Upon further consideration, we can all be friends, Tarzan.”

There’s always one. Carb is about to go on a diet of humiliation…….

The tribe will be low on carb anyway

Ha ha. Foolish Carb not knows Tarzan got a pit ready for him.

Tarzan is going to take “Carb,” thr"o"w him into the WATER, then Carb becomes Carb’o’hydrate. Oh I kill myself with jokes.

Carb Uretor is gonna get choked.

And, once again, Carb pries back the lid on the wrong can of whoop-a$$.

Tarzan is going to make some adjustments to the Carb.

You don’t bring a knife to a Tarzan fight…

I think I see some kung fu coming!

Tomorrow: A major reduction in Carb.

Letting Carb kill him is certainly a surprising strategy.

Carb’s bloated with all his bloviating!

Cool!

Gee, I wonder who’ll win?…