Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for August 25, 2022

“Scars” & Stripes.

That’s Aikido.

So Carb was dying to meet this stranger…

Ouch! That’s gonna leave a mark. No breakfast for you today…….

Okay, now bring on the female prisoner!

Okay, who’s next?

At least we all know who Carb’s men are, they have the evil wizard eyebrows.

Uh, oh, Carb got an owie. Tarzan thinks to himself, as he walks casually away from Carb’s mangled body, “I haven’t had that much fun since I slaughtered those baby thipdars! I gotta admit, Pellucidar is great!”

Carb said would somebody mind pulling my leg out of there.

Tarzan must have watched many WWF matches to make those moves, or his Marine Corps training kicked in. Carb is bashed and broken, time for a huge breakfast with lots of carbs!

Carb just got his lunch kicked…

Tarzan is lucky that Carb’s buddies Calorie and Saturated Fat didn’t attack him too.

When I read this judo move (done by someone other than Tarzan in the original book, as I recall), I tried the move on a friend with his consent. Sho ’nuf, it worked. We were both in elementary school. Robert Coleman. Around 1965.

Fond memories — I didn’t hurt him.

Snidely got whiplashed by do-the-right-thing Tarzan!