Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for May 20, 2023

The tomb of most “unfortunate” souls.

And KA-DOINNNG! all of a sudden Tarzan had a stylish tooth gap and was known since then as Alfred E. Neu-Apeman…

Does he want to discuss this, I wonder?

Chiram invoked the name of Buddha last week (in a manner that made no sense). “By the beard” (of the prophet = Mohamed) is at least a phrase that was sometimes heard when a Muslim was swearing s/he told the truth. Look for Chiram to cross himself at the sight of the priest.

“Dang, they left this thing lying around again?”

Tarzan pulls out his trusty killing machine, his 50 cal Damascus steel knife, and Rambos the priest.

Thank goodness, Tarzan had cleverly hidden the disc in a place so secure that no one could ever find it in forty billion years.

Crom. . .

Why Santa. You has come early this year.

Tarzan: “We can have a cheroot when we get to the Senoot.”

Chiram: “Woot!”

Tarzan: “Ouch! I just got it in the snoot!”

Good thing he didn’t slam the door open.

Where’s scantily-clad Tira, PO’d Queen of the He-She perverts?

The High Priest was out for his daily constitutional in the corridors that everyone thought were secret from everyone else.

When he caught sight of Chiram and the arm and leg sticking out from behind the door, he said “Oh, don’t mind me” and quickly left.