Well, I guess ol’ Hemaku is just going to have to settle for a main dish of “drowsy guard” at his big jungle feast. It’s kinda tough and chewy, but better than nothing.
Dem Unga-Bungas is gonna be awfully PO’d when they find out that Tarzan and dem white boys has escaped and there’ll be no weiners at the big BBQ meal! Meanwhile Betty is jest ‘bout done on the burnin’ spit….plenty of breast, thigh, leg, toes and ribs to dine on….who’ll git da head? Why dat fat slobberish chief, of course!
SHAKENDOWNVILLE over 1 year ago
“Wanton” workout.
Thomas over 1 year ago
Tarzan: “Stage one – accomplished. Now for stage two: start digging a pit!”
Polsixe over 1 year ago
Took him until 3am to chew thru that hemp.
Old Comic Strip Lover over 1 year ago
Tarzan always could depend on the “drowsy guard” scenario to escape.
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member over 1 year ago
A stealthy escape .
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 1 year ago
“See if I visit THIS town again!!”
jtt over 1 year ago
Well, I guess ol’ Hemaku is just going to have to settle for a main dish of “drowsy guard” at his big jungle feast. It’s kinda tough and chewy, but better than nothing.
Out of the Past over 1 year ago
The guard is lucky he wasn’t a lion.
anomaly over 1 year ago
O’Rorke: “Wait, Tarzan! We’re going to need a lot more rope. There must be 100 villagers.”
Gent over 1 year ago
In the jungle the Tarzan’s jungle the sentry sleeps tonight…
Wee heeheehee weeoh aweem away… Awhimawehawhimaweha…
BigDaveGlass over 1 year ago
That guard won’t be getting breakfast in the morning…..
profkatz over 1 year ago
Dem Unga-Bungas is gonna be awfully PO’d when they find out that Tarzan and dem white boys has escaped and there’ll be no weiners at the big BBQ meal! Meanwhile Betty is jest ‘bout done on the burnin’ spit….plenty of breast, thigh, leg, toes and ribs to dine on….who’ll git da head? Why dat fat slobberish chief, of course!
rhartt4363 over 1 year ago
“there’ll be no weiners at the big BBQ.”