Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for August 30, 2023

The totally demented Queen of “Mean”.

Once Wong ticks off the Queen and she orders him to be strangled with a piece of cloth, when they start to tighten it what will his final scream be? Wong Tai! Wong Tai!

Sorry folks, I’ve waited for days to use this…

Cast them into the pit eh. Me is knews there be a pit here sooner or later.

She is pitiful. Pit this, pit that. Just tell her to pit a sock in it. Even better, Tarzan should pit her over his knee and pit a rosy blister on her………

I don’t think it’s long life that inspires such a rotten attitude. It didn’t do that to Lazarus Long or Belgarath, or Polgara.

Tarzan is on break getting a much needed SSS.

So if Lukah gets killed, does that still mean the Wong guy got killed?

Wow Cruella deVille got nothin’ on you Merala!

Not the Pit!? Yes, the Pit! BWAHAHAHAHA! Queen Merala is starting to make Prince Humperdinck look like a rank amateur. ;-)

Everyone loves a crazy dictator. Until they don’t.

Just see if I ever say yes to any of her invitations to parties!!

And where there is Tarzan, there’s a dead lion…