Their wretched land will soon become “overthrown” city.
“Gogo Yo Tarzan”, the apeman said, aaand – WHAM! – being slapped down by the mighty trunk of the elephant he continued to sing quite confused in high soprano: “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” and fell to the ground…SPLORCH!
Some dogs are not gentle though!
By letting Tarzan near their tantors these fools is dig their own pit.
The last time I shouted “Vando, Tantor!” at an elephant, the keepers had to evacuate the zoo, for everyone’s safety.
They told me they had never seen an elephant ready to POUNCE.
Tusk, tusk. Just look at those bone heads……
OK, now Tarzan and Tantor can run roughshod over these smelly boneheads and save the day! I hope Marala gets hoist on her own petard!
Now to remove those ankle bracelets
Not much challenge subduing a creature chained to the ground.
As gentle as a dog with three hundred pounds of iron on each leg.
Well they can’t escape yet. Tarzan has to kill M’Lunga in the ring.
The treachery of Rutang and M’Lunga is thwarted .
“Go-Go, Yo!” Who does Tarzan think he is…….Rocky?
As long as the dog he has in mind isn’t Commander Biden.
“Hey, guys, what say we blow this joint? I’ll release the shackles.”
Poor Tantor couldn’t do much trampling anyway. Not the way he is chained
The elephant, too.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE 9 months ago
Their wretched land will soon become “overthrown” city.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow 9 months ago
“Gogo Yo Tarzan”, the apeman said, aaand – WHAM! – being slapped down by the mighty trunk of the elephant he continued to sing quite confused in high soprano: “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” and fell to the ground…SPLORCH!
charliefarmrhere 9 months ago
Some dogs are not gentle though!
Gent 9 months ago
By letting Tarzan near their tantors these fools is dig their own pit.
Izzy Moreno 9 months ago
The last time I shouted “Vando, Tantor!” at an elephant, the keepers had to evacuate the zoo, for everyone’s safety.
They told me they had never seen an elephant ready to POUNCE.
DaveG1960 9 months ago
Tusk, tusk. Just look at those bone heads……
chris_o42 9 months ago
OK, now Tarzan and Tantor can run roughshod over these smelly boneheads and save the day! I hope Marala gets hoist on her own petard!
Polsixe 9 months ago
Now to remove those ankle bracelets
Old Time Tales Premium Member 9 months ago
Not much challenge subduing a creature chained to the ground.
Out of the Past 9 months ago
As gentle as a dog with three hundred pounds of iron on each leg.
Old Comic Strip Lover 9 months ago
Well they can’t escape yet. Tarzan has to kill M’Lunga in the ring.
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 9 months ago
The treachery of Rutang and M’Lunga is thwarted .
profkatz 9 months ago
“Go-Go, Yo!” Who does Tarzan think he is…….Rocky?
prrdh 9 months ago
As long as the dog he has in mind isn’t Commander Biden.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 9 months ago
“Hey, guys, what say we blow this joint? I’ll release the shackles.”
h.v.greenman 9 months ago
Poor Tantor couldn’t do much trampling anyway. Not the way he is chained
anomaly 9 months ago
The elephant, too.