Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 08, 2023

These 2 punks should be set “adrift”.

They might need to be put in a cage for their own safety.

What a wuss. Weekday Tarzan woulda’ knifed Numa to sheds and done a Johnny Weissmuller Tarzan call for us!

Hey, great! Canoes by Lacoste!…

Tarzan kills a lion every other day, and he’s lecturing the kid to respect animals?

Leave those kids alone, Tarzan. Let Darwin teach them whatever lessons they need to learn.

Hey Tarzan. Let the other stoopid kid enjoys the swim too. Gators has to eats ya knows.

You can take stupid to knowledge, but, you can’t make them think…..

How did the kids stay alive long enough for Tarzan to arrive if he’s saving their assets every six minutes?

Crocs have to eat also.

Kid’s got bilharzia already, no point in everyone else getting it.

That snotty brat needs a good lesson which the crocodile will surely provide…..until Tarzan intervenes. Maybe the kid will lose an arm, or leg….one can only hope.

Tarzan’s gone soft. I bet he doesn’t kill the croc either.

The crocodile is deep in thought. I wouldn’t mind a mediocre meal, but then again I don’t want to get knifed.

Leave the kid alone! Getting eaten by a Croc builds character! ☺

Awingawack. Awingawack. Awingawack. Awingawack…

In the river, the flowing river, the crocodile eats right soon.

Awingawack. Awingawack…..

The lion… didn’t die? But it says Tarzan right up there on the masthead…

Let the croc eat the boy, Tarzan. It’ll be a good object lesson for his brother.

How did DJTJ and Eric Trump meet Tarzan?

I remember this story line from quite a few years ago. It doesn’t end well, the kids survive.

These kids are obviously going all out for the world record in the 12 & under Darwin award. Go ahead, Tarzan. Let ‘em win! ;-)

Yes! Alligators have to eat, too! Devour the two punks. The World will not miss them!