Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 28, 2024

She has some “Janesplaining” to do.

Still with the Dr. House bedside manner…..

So you a doctor now eh.

Hundreds of blows on the head? Boy his brain woulda be pulp by now.

I think someone needs to nibble his glasses for some ideas.

Jane: “No, it’s not the problem. You see, he suffers from a serious backache, with all the pits he has been digging for years…”

CTE then, or Lupus, Dr House ‘s favourite

Not crazy about soap opera Tarzan .

Enough mumbo-jumbo with this “doctor” who has questionable intentions. Let’s get Tarzan’s colonoscopy over with…..he’s been “plugged up” for too long! Duck on the count of 3!!

The doctor would’ve found evidence of all that damage when he did the physical exam. Does he have a better explanation?

Hundreds? Tarzan should have played football since it is much, much safer.