Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 03, 2024

“Punch” your “railroading” tickets.

Oh great. A clown court.

You’ve got a suspicious prisoner, and you’re blabbing the palace gossip to him? If I were arrested in England under suspicion of wanting to bump off Charlie I don’t think the Bobbies would be quite so open with me.

March the Guilty Ba5tard In!

Maybe that is the Queen on the back wall, sticking her head out, and here we assumed she was a beauty.

Erot , Nemone’s favorite . So she’s the type of Queen we suspected .

I think Erot is going to soon be fired in favor of Tarzan.

To the arena where Tarzanacus will, once again, defeat these idiot’s “champion” and gain the favours of Queen Nemone. Blonde, or Brunette….take your pick! “I am Tarzanacus, slayer of men and animals great and small!”…..well, we KNOW how this goes, don’tcha?

Gemnon, a decent sort. Obviously related to Valthor, there’s only two decent sorts in town. It’s open season on the rest. (Almost forgot his two friends in prison, that was close. It’s hard to fine tune all this once you go nuclear).

Tomos to Erot: “Show me the dude in a loincloth, and I’ll show you the crime. No, not a fashion crime!”

Queen Nemone: “Take heed, all thews… pardon me… those in attendance. He is an obviously magnificent… excuse me… innocent man! I will now navigate… err, interrogate him thoroughly in private…”

Gemnon asked what the prisoner was charged with. In his best JR Ewing evil laugh Tomos replied “Oh, we’ll just let the crime fit the punishment”.

“….Decent being a relative term.”