Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 30, 2024

Prepare for “betrayal” tactics against Tarzan’s allies.

Time to cut to a commercial?

Time to Frisbee a shield at the Royal box. As long as hits that old coot……..

And that’s the end of fighting in the pit eh Tarzan.

Time to find another 20 or so gladiators.

Tarzan picked up the guy while he was alive yesterday, and he was dead when Tarzan dropped him? How?

Tarzan was choking with one hand while lifting him in the air with other? Why? Not very efficient.

Or, if Tarzan had choked the guy to death yesterday, why did he raise the corpse in the air?

Tarzan did not understand the rules, many men enter, only one man leaves, the Thunderdome.

Tarzan next decides to fight and kill everyone in the audience.

And now the queen will decide that Tarzan gets to be her consort. He will say no, and she will get mad and…and…

Tarzan, filled with disgust at the pointless carnage that included no dead big cats, hurls his sword toward the royal box and shouts up to Nemone, “Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained?” She replies, archly, “I’d be a lot more entertained if you had tossed up your loincloth instead of your sword.” And so it begins…

Next up, Nemone’s decree regarding mighty killer of men and beasts, Tarzanacus! Take him to my chambers where he will assist me in changing my last pair of Pampers and then the real action will begin!

Good clean sport.

Grim .