Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 17, 2024

An impasse of “Biblical” proportions.

I kill lions for sport. These guards will be child play to take on.

This is what, the fifty-fourth Queen that knelt at Tarzan’s feet? He should know by now they always get angry whenever he spurns them, which is every time.

Unless Tarzan’s thing is making them female dogs mad, then tussling with the local sports team, in which case, hey, no kink-shaming.

Mad? Aren’t they all?

Putting Drama into Queen. Is that a shrunken head mounted on the wall?

What was his first clue?

Look like she want Tarzan’s head on that wall too. Beside the head of her ex.

Time for Valthor/Valthar to come with the cavalry. Although he might trip over his own shoelaces first.

The guards and nobles have seen this before .

Tarzan, perfectly calm: “Come closer, guys, one more step please… do not look down… no one dug there any pit…”

You should have moved a little faster Tarzan. I can’t believe it took him so long to figure out this lady is mad as a hatter!

Bang a gong, get it on, you’re dirty sweet and you’re my girl. She definitely has the teeth of the Hydra upon her.

I know T-boss has to follow his highly refined sense of honor, but he could have played this a whole lot smarter. Would have saved himself (not to mention his friends) a lot of conflict and trouble.

♪♫ “I’m too sexy for my thong, too sexy for my thong. So sexy it hurts. (You!)” ♪♫

“HE WENT THAT WAY. IF YOU HURRY, YOU CAN STILL CATCH HIM!”

And away they went toward where Tarzan pointed.