Ted Rall for March 21, 1998

Transcript:

At a dark point in history, a desperate woman knocks on a strangers door... (Woman 1: Please- you've got to help me! I've been roaming the suburbs for days!) (Woman 2: I'm calling neighborhood watch!) (Woman 1: No! Wait! um... "the pig man walketh among the joggers.") (Woman 2: Well, why didn't you say so in the first place? Come on in!) (Woman 1: It's horrible out there... I was hunted like a fresh-water eel!) (Woman 2: I know, but don't worry- you'll be okay here.) Later than before. (Man 1: I'm confirmed feminazi... a lifelong democrat.. voted for Clinton twice... but I still can't help thinking he's a disgusting sexual harasser!) (Woman 2: This whole safe house is full of liberals who think Clinton's a pig!) (Woman 1: Really?) (Woman 2: Of course! Just because the whole country has lined up along party lined up along party lines doesn't mean there aren't still people on the left who want Clinton's sticky fingers off the nuke button!) (Woman 1: Of course, I still think he's kinda cute.) (Woman 2: We all do! here- I want you to meet some women he jumped in Lafayette park.)