Ted Rall for March 23, 1998

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Clinton chick credibility chart Chick Paula Jones, Gennifer flowers, Monica Lewinsky, Kathleen Willey Social status Former Arkansas state worker; that hair, those teeth Ex-cabaret singer and local t.v. anchor; still struggling Rich family; financially devastated by parents' divorce Yuppie: ex-hubby was white-collar criminal Politics Hangs out with right-wingers Hangs out with right-wingers N/A: valley girl Democrat Generation Gen-X Baby boomer Gen-X Baby boomer She says... Clinton hit her up for oral sex, but she refused She boned Clinton for 12 years (voluntarily) Depends who's asking Clinton grabbed her breasts and planted a wet one on her Credibility Whatever Who cares? Who knows? Candidate for canonization