Ted Rall for January 04, 1999
January 02, 1999
January 07, 1999
Transcript:
The Defendant: True, I did the intern. But you've cheated on your wife for years! The Prosecutor: Adultery, schmadultery- I know personally of a 14 congressmen who have committed incest! The Jury: How dare the public accuse us of hypocrisy? Some of them have sex with rocks! The Public: Sure, I've been known to dabble in pyrite... but look at worms! They do it at both ends! Ew, gross! Step on 'em!
