Ted Rall for January 07, 1999
January 04, 1999
January 09, 1999
Transcript:
Based on a true story: Boy meets girl (Man: Did you know that gummy bears are made from dead dogs and cats?) Boy gets girl pregnant (Woman: It's pink) (Man: Don't worry- I'll spring for the abortion.) Girl refuses to get abortion (Woman: Are you insane?! This child is the result of our love!) (Man: Kill me now.) Boy marries girl (Man: Sure, yeah, whatever... okay, I do.) Boy seethes (Voice: Yo! The kid needs changing!)
