Ted Rall for October 30, 1999

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Woman 1: Jesus Christ! Turn that crap off Woman 2: That's not crap- it's Jess Ventura's new CD. Woman 1: But I'm trying to read Ricki LAke's novella! Woman 2: What?! Oprah's poetry kicks her butt! Woman 1: Just because someone's a celeb doesn't qualify them to paint, fix cars or run for office. Woman 2: But these days everyone has 3 jobs! Woman 1: So celebrities are becoming more like us? Woman 2: Bingo. By the way, Robert De Niro says the lawnmowers ready