Ted Rall for November 17, 1999

Transcript:

Turning Japanese Man 1: Hey! Watch it, moron! Man 2: Sorry! Man 1: That hurt! Man 2: I am deeply ashamed. I immediately renounce my titles and worldly possessions. I can never undo the harm that I committed. I am scum and should die a painful death. Althouth I am unworthy of the honor of Hari Kari, I humbly request the ritual of seppuku since I am both weak and have no pride. Please kill me. Man 1: I'm a literal guy in the postmodern world. Man 2: I was being sarcastic.