Ted Rall for April 15, 2000
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Transcript:
Coming soon on ABC news: When celebrities attack! Next Monday. Back from the dead and ready with the tough questions! Telly Savalas interviews George W. Bush. Who loves you, baby? Hey, bub - I don't cotton to queers! Our pledge: nothing about campaign finance reform! After the game. See the latest animation technology at work when a computer rendering of Ayatollah Khomeini debates secretary of state Madeleine Albright! Khomeini: You think you're all that, but you ain't jiggy - you're just fat! Albright: If you're so bad, why are you so dead? In the hopper. We've obtained DNA from President Clinton and Monica Lewinsky and let a lab do what comes naturally... now meet the Clinton-Lewinsky love child! They paid me in food. In the can Peter Jennings The Dan Rather interview How'd you feel about being passed up for the Khomeini interview? I was hurt. And sad. Well, both hurt and sad at the same time.
