Ted Rall for April 12, 2001
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Wannabe Republicans Man 1: Let's say I stole a car. And while I was driving, the doors of an armored car swung open and bags of car fell out in front of me. And then I used the money to launch a successful business venture and eventually died wealthy. (Woman: He's choking!) (Man 2: Calm down... now... let's take this very slowwwwly...) (Man 1: Why should I pay taxes on my hard-earned theoretical estate?) (Man 3: I refuse to become rich until this madness ends!)