Ted Rall for April 16, 2001
April 12, 2001
April 18, 2001
Transcript:
The hope for a nation leads the struggle for democracy... meet president-in-exile Al Gore. In a converted janitor's closet in the basement of the journalism building on the campus of Columbia University, the deposed president-in-exile gathers men committed to resisting Marshal Bush's treasonous regime. Professor Gore... I'm here for the extra-credit assignment. Before we begin, we must ensure that you're all loyal patriots. This exam will determine whether any Bushist spies have infiltrated the resistance movement. Seconds later Anyone can misspell his own name - not just Bushies! Uh-huh... tell it to Satan, "Jon"! Now that you've all proven yourselves, I'm going to explain the organizational structure of the Bushist coup putschists, their underlying weaknesses, and how we can exploit them to restore me to power. OK: the judicial component of the conspiracy... Ages later ... And Tipper and I will move into the white house. Yes? Um - I'm a Bushist. Please kill me. Nice try. Now turn to page 458 of my book. Next time: exams!
