Ted Rall for August 16, 2001
August 13, 2001
August 18, 2001
Transcript:
President-in-exile Al Gore: The resistance continues... This time should I stay or should I go? President-in-exile Gore has laid low since Bush's judicial coup d'etat now his resistance movement ponders: (Bill Clinton: Is it safe for me to come out of hiding? No, Mr. President. Bush's agents are everywhere! Besides, Remember Ivan the terrible! He wanted absolute power. So he abdicated. After he left Moscow on January 3, 1565, the city fell into such chaos that Ivan's subjects begged him to return, with the absolute power he wanted. Reject power- and you too will obtain it!) The defender of Democracy parries. (But what about my beard? Don't the American people, who have suffered the illegal occupation of the Bushists, deserve to see my magnificent facial hair?) Finally: You're right. I'll stay at Columbia J-school and nurture the next generation of talk magaine writers. (Bill Clinton: He's buying it.)
