Ted Rall for May 02, 2002

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Your leader generalissimo el busho in "Let's make it all better - the anwr way!" This time: simple solutions - locked under arctic ice! Jeez, Johanna - why the freak-out? My car sucks, my job sucks, my husband sucks - my whole life sucks! Sucky cars, jobs and spouses - all are problems that would go away if only we could drill for oil in anwr! Generalissimo! Would drilling in the arctic national wildlife refuge cure my chest acne? You bet it will! If drilling anwr will cure the recession, it can zap those zits! What about my crappy car? How will crudding up the environment make my car run better? More oil means cheap gas - that means more cash for car repairs! Later. Don't worry about that sticky crude - we'll keep drilling until you come clean! Next: anwr cleans under the rim!