Ted Rall for June 17, 2004
June 14, 2004
June 19, 2004
Transcript:
June 5, 2049 Bush: Beloved and respected by everyone everywhere, ex-president-for-life generalissimo El Busho has passed to the great war room in the sky. He was 93. "To know his name was to adore him, former Afghan leader Hamid Karzai said. Other mourners included Condi Rice, Dick Cheney and Paul Wolfowitz." (Man: If anyone disagreed with him, I never heard about it.) (Woman: He was the best white male cover I never had!) "A sunny optimist, Bush kept the peace, balanced the budget, defended civil liberties and made new allies. (Man 2: The people of S.E. Kurdistan, Iraq Shiastan, and Iraqi Sunnistan owe their religious freedom to the Dubster!) He was known for his soaring oratory...wait-president Jenna Bush is talking! (Man: Kill me...)
