Ted Rall for August 22, 2004

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Welcome necropulbicans! New York offers you the most and best in everything, including 9/11 exploitation. But beware of scams that target G.O.P. conventioneers! Here are cons to avoid: Counterfeit 9/11 Memorabilia. (Police Officer: That's not ground zero dust- it's world trade asbestos you find in Brooklyn!) Price gouging (Woman: You only paid for basic torture. For $200 more I turn on the juice.) Confidence Scams (Man 2: Enjoy the $300 tax cut! Oh, by the way, your family owes me $10,000 now.) Rogue Cabbies (Man 3: Wait- this isn't the Sheraton!!) (Man 4: These are areas where Republican have been most effective)