Ted Rall for August 26, 2004
August 22, 2004
August 28, 2004
Transcript:
John Kerry's war Man: Heads up!! Incoming!!! Television: John Kerry portrays himself as Urbane and sophisticated. But during a 1954 trip to Zurich, Kerry admitted in his boarding school newspaper, he ate "a delicious dinner plus coca-colas." How can we trust a president with such common tastes? John Kerry: Tacky then. Tacky now. (Woman: They're kidding! Bush snorts crawdad legs!) (Man: Kerry was in the 6th grade.) (Man 2: Voters'll buy it unless we respond.) Inevitably (Man 3: Isn't "students for truth" really a front for your campaign?) (Bush: Never mind that. Tell Kerry to tell us: Was he a cokehead? Answer the question!)
