Ted Rall for December 20, 2004

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The joys of privatization. Who says retirement has to be boring? (Man 1: May I have my food pellet?) (Woman: Your account got pounded in the Indonesia currency crisis. Sorry.) Why not let free market efficiency replace tired old utility monopolies? (Man 2: Sigh.) Let soldiers focus on fighting. They'll be supplied with the best U.S. industry has to offer. (Man 3: Nice kevlar.) (Man 4: But it comes in Pink. Don't ask don't tell!) We don't ask for much: Just a little personal responsibility (Woman: Hold on, checking your personal fire protection account. Wow. You sure picked some dogs)