Ted Rall for June 18, 2005

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Liberators, inc. "freeing nations from tyranny since 2001" D. Cheney proprietor, G. W. Bush spokesperson, D. Rumsfeld chief of operations, C. Rice Invoice. Thank you for letting us help you in your time of need. Federation of Iraq Khullani square PO Box 5120 south gate Baghdad Iraq. Complete regime change package. Includes deposal of dictator and prosecution thereof. Customer did not request full occupation/ restoration of order/ territorial integrity. Fees: 1. 0.5% of population killed, 125,000 dead. 2. One Nagasaki-equivalent of radiation from depleted uranium bombs for each 1.0% of population. 250,000 Nagasakis 3. Damaged infrastructure. Can be reduced by Halliburton at additional expense. 4. Permanent US military bases. 5. 8.2% of nation's area (Kurdistan)