Ted Rall for June 20, 2005
Transcript:
We're looking for a few clueless orphans. The recruiter thought he'd captured his prey. (Man 1: You're sure I'll be sent to torture Muslims?) (Man 2: Sign here and you'll be sodomizing in no time!) Then regrettably: (Man 1: Mom!!) (Woman: What the hell is going on here?) (Man 2: No!) He attempts to regroup. (Man 2: This young man is an adult! He doesn't need permission to enlist.) (Woman: Ignore him, son. He promised you torture but they'll assign you to K.D!) (Man 1: Is this true?) (Man 2: If this were Iraq, I'd kill you. But I'd torture you first... er, he'd torture you.)