Ted Rall for May 25, 2006

Transcript:

Man: First of all, "Monster" is a term of bigotry. Secondly, it's unfair to call them "alien." As far as we know, they are not undocumented. WOman: Anything to stop the terrorists is fine by me! Monster: A significant minority of our hosts have disloyal doubts at a subconscious level. Woman: That's what they say. But how can we be certain of the loyalty of the alien monsters? Well, Mr. President?!? Monster: Your plan to place parasitic mini-monsters in our brains will stir up us monsters. George W. Bush; It'll be top secret. You monsters have nothing to fear... unless you do something wrong!! After repeated denials, the government admits implanting alien monsters in Americans to monitor their thoughts and emotions. Polls indicate that the public is either indifferent or supportive of the program. But the alien monsters say otherwise. Leaders react. And so it continues...